Derrick is confused when Rocco tells him about the latest game in the Metal Gear series.
Starring[]
- Rocco Botte as Himself
- Derrick Acosta as Himself
Transcript[]
{Rocco is outside using a PSP when Derrick enters from stage right}
DERRICK: Hey Rocco, what you doing?
ROCCO: Ah. Just playing a little Peace Walker. Getting ready for Metal Gear Rising.
DERRICK: Oh, I can't wait for Metal Gear Rising.
{Derrick begins to remove his belt and unbutton his pants}
DERRICK: It's gonna feel so good on my dick.
ROCCO: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you pulling that out for?
{Derrick stops and puts his pants back on}
DERRICK: Well... Metal Gear Rising, I thought... that's like a metal condom, isn't it?
ROCCO: No! No!
DERRICK: It's not?
ROCCO: No it's not.
DERRICK: Well... No, what's... what's Solid Snake?
ROCCO: Not your penis...
DERRICK: What's Liquid Snake?
ROCCO: Not your penis.
DERRICK: Well then, what is Big Boss?
ROCCO: Not your penis.
DERRICK: OK, but I thought Metal Gear Rising was... they said it was like swordplay.
ROCCO: Yeah, not with penises.
DERRICK: What is the anti tank guided javelin, then?
ROCCO: Not your penis.
DERRICK: Well then what, exactly, is snake eating?
ROCCO: Not what you think it is.
DERRICK: Well then what in the world, does DARPA stand for?
ROCCO: Defense Advanced Research Project Agency.
DERRICK: It's not Dicks Are Really Pleasurable Always?
ROCCO: No no no.
DERRICK: What?!
ON SCREEN TEXT: 2 HOURS LATER
DERRICK: OK, so in four then... the final patriots AI... resurrected by Liquid Ocelot... GW, you remember GW?
ROCCO: Mm-hmm.
DERRICK: It was a giant cylinder...
ROCCO: Not your penis.
DERRICK: F**K!
ON SCREEN TEXT: 2 MORE HOURS LATER
DERRICK: OK, So when... when snake is looking at the girly magazines... and he has his back to the camera...
{Derrick makes jerking motions with his right arm.}
DERRICK: and you can see his arm kinda doin some of this... What is THAT?
ROCCO: OK, heh-heh. In that one particular instance, that might be actually penis related, yes.
{Derrick claps his hands}
DERRICK: See, I knew it!
{Derrick stands up and unbuttons his pants again. A censor bar appears over his crotch and begins stretching past Rocco}
DERRICK: Eh! I was right!
ROCCO: Look at this dick.
External Links[]
- Metal Gear Rising at YouTube
- Metal Gear Rising at Mega64.com
- Metal Gear Rising Discussion thread at the Mega64ums